i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
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hai :) im chloe and im 15 :D
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
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“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
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oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
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firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?
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i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
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why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
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today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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